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From november 24th and until the 30th, visit the Open Club and listen free to Luis Camnitzer, Mariana Botey and Fran Ilich at the Rames Convention Center for the Arts on nimda sailboat club!


After a terrorist attack, Lleratnac Complex is back and fully functional!!!


Boating is becoming the national sport on the Desert of the Virtual. Here, Don Diego de la Vega, a.k.a Sabotage Hitchcock and Justy, a.k.a. Justy Rames on a sailboat at the United Selfsufficient Economies of the Desert of the Virtual.


Our most famous, or infamous work of art, the burning Frida, can be visited daily free of charge. Free marshmellows for everyone!!!


Street art on the campus at the Rebel University of the Desert of the Virtual.


Legalization of Prostitution & Adult Business



Today we began the iniciative to legalize prostitution and the adult industry inside the Desert of the Virtual, on support to the opening of "The Deep Crack" by netizen agape.

The lesbo club across the river has generated new visits in the desert. We strongly believe that if we legalize and encourge virtual prostitution and the virtual adult sex industry we could live in a happier and much more crowded place.








A few months ago, nimda corporation began supporting the legalization of fire weaponry inside the Desert of the Virtual due to the presence of burglars and vampires.

There have been little issues regarding the security inside the desert, we assure you we're working things out for this to stop. Meanwhile:

Sir, Lady, if you listen gunshots, either take out your weapons or run.

Avoid walking at night, you may be hunted by vampires and/or burglars, and/or angry netizens.





Cleaning Meassures




The Desert of the Virtual was heavily polluted so in order to have a better environment we moved most of the garbage and toxic disposals into the groundwaters controlled by nimda, concentrating most of our litter in one place. We assure you our corporative buiding in Minoru Musashi is now clean and safe to use (specially the swiming pool which was a rotten jacuzzi and now is filled with springwaters).

Also our metropolitan zone is now clean and free of toxic gas & radioactive disposal.